Seinfeld- The One (and only) Episode Guide

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Season One



1. Good News, Bad News
Originally AiredJuly 5, 1989
Directed By:Art Wolff
Written By:Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Guest Stars:
Pamela Brull (Laura)
Jerry gets a call from Claire, a girl he met while on the road. Claire tells him that she's coming into New York and that maybe they'll get together. George and Jerry debate the interpretation of this. George claims that Claire is using Jerry as a back-up plan and that the chances of them getting together are slim. Later, Claire calls again, this time asking Jerry if she can stay at his place. Jerry and George argue over whether or not he should sleep with her. George says that it all depends on the airport greeting. However, Claire's greeting was "not in the manual". It all seems to be going Jerry's way when he finds out she's engaged. Kessler is the neighbor from across the hall. He comes into Jerry's house, eats his food, and ruins his taped baseball game. He also has a dog and hasn't been out of the building in 10 years (supposedly).

This was the pilot episode. It was originally titled "The Seinfeld Chronicles". Elaine is not in the pilot episode, and the character Kessler is renamed to Kramer.

2. The Stakeout
Originally AiredMay 31, 1990
Directed By:Tom Cherones
Written By:Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Guest Stars:
Lynn Clark (Vanessa). Phil Bruns (Morty Seinfeld)
Jerry is dragged along with Elaine to a party where he briefly talks to a woman. Later he can't get her out of his mind. The only thing he knows about her is the law firm she works for- Simon Bennet Robbins Uppenheimer Taft. His dad suggests that he "stakeout" the lobby of the building. He tries it and sees her coming down for lunch. George pretends to be an architect. Elaine is not happy that Jerry didn't just ask her for the number. Kramer visits with the Seinfelds.
3. The Robbery
Originally AiredJune 7, 1990
Directed By:Tom Cherones
Written By:Matt Goldman
Guest Stars:
Anita Wise (waitress)
After Kramer leaves the door unlocked, Jerry's apartment is robbed. He considers moving to a new luxurious apartment that George is showing. George decides he wants the apartment too. Elaine wants one of them to take it so she can have one of theirs. There's a dillemma, Jerry and George can't take it knowing the other wants it too. A waitress at Monk's overhears this and takes it herself.

4. Male Unbonding
Originally AiredJune 14, 1990
Directed By:Tom Cherones
Written By:Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Guest Stars:
Kevin Dun (Joel).
Jerry tries to "break up" with his childhood friend, Joel, but can't do it. Kramer comes up with the idea for the "Make Your Own Pizza" Restaurant.
5. The Stock Tip
Originally AiredJune 21, 1990
Directed By:Tom Cherones
Written By:Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Guest Stars:
Lynn Clark (Vanessa)
George gets Jerry to invest in a stock for a company who developed a new way to televise opera. When the stock drops, Jerry bails, but George decides to go "Down with the ship". George ends up making a huge profit. Jerry spends a terrible weekend in Vermont with his girlfriend, Vanessa.

Season Two



6. The Ex-Girlfriend
Originally AiredJanuary 23, 1991
Directed By:Tom Cherones
Written By:Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Guest Stars:
Tracy Kolis (Marlene)
George breaks up with Marlene, then remembers about some books he left at her house. When jerry gets the books, he becomes attracted to Marlene. They start dating, then she dumps him because she doesn't like his stand-up material.
7. The Pony Remark
Originally AiredJanuary 30, 1991
Directed By:Tom Cherones
Written By:Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Guest Stars:
Rozsika Halmos (Manya)
At a family gathering, Jerry accidentally offends an elderly cousin, Manya. His comment about children with ponies upsets her. Manya dies shortly after. Elaine thinks Jerry is to blame. Jerry can't decide on going to the funeral or his championship softball game.
8. The Jacket
Originally AiredFebruary 6, 1991
Directed By:Tom Cherons
Written By:Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Guest Stars:
Lawrence Tierney (Alton Benes)
Jerry buys an outrageously expensive suede jacket. Elaine's father is in town. Her, Jerry and George are metting him for dinner. Elaine is held up becuase Kramer asked her to "do me a solid". Jerry's jacket is ruined by snow, and George has "Master of the House" from Les Miserables stuck in his head.
9. The Phone Message
Originally AiredFebruary 13, 1991
Directed By:Tom Cherones
Written By:Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Guest Stars:
Tory Palone (Carol)
When George thinks the woman he went out with is ignoring him, he leaves a series of angry messages on her answering machine. She then calls explaining how she is out of town. He asks Jerry to help him steal it before she gets to it. Just after he takes it, Carol says she already heard it and thought it was a joke.